Kay kay~ Sooooo, Aurathyst tagged me (And if she's reading this, hiii, onee-chan~ <3), and I decided to add my own Team flare to it by adding some extra stuff to the end of it. Let's see how much fun we can have! >w<
Pokémon randomizer: www.randompokemon.com/
Rules:
1) Switch to "All regions"
2) Switch to "1"
3) Only one pokémon per question
4) Tag one person when you're finished~~~~~~
Extra) This is you
...ROLLIN' AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND--*kill'd*~~~~~~
1) This Pokémon is your best friend
Uhhh... okay? Hey buddy, how's it go--*stab'd*~~~~~~
2) This Pokémon is your boss who you need to impress for a promotion
Don'tAw,Don'tAw,WhateverYouDo,Don't--HELLO THERE, MY WITTLE BOSS~ WHO'S THE CUTEST THING IN THE WORLD~? YOU ARE~ YES YOU AAARE~ <3
No promotions were harmed in the making of this joke... except for mine.~~~~~~
3) This Pokémon is your partner in a science project
SALAMANCE, IF YOU KNOCK OVER ONE MORE VIAL WITH YOURS WINGS, I SWEAR TO ARCEUS...~~~~~~
4) This Pokémon is looking for any possible way to murder you
Huh? What did I ever do to it?
...
I guess we just had a really rocky start.
BAHAHAHA!!!~~~~~~
5) This Pokémon is your boy
girlfriend
I've heard of puppy love, but Pupi love? That's a new one...
Originally, he was a Larvitar, but we were fighting over who was more adorable (he thought it was me, I thought it was him, y'know :3) and he evolved.
My only regret is that he can't hug me anymore, but he keeps talking about having some fights down at Victory Road so he can evolve again. <3~~~~~~
6) This Pokémon is your Ex
We're still friends, don't worry, but see... it was just... we had a serious cat fight in the middle of the mall and quickly decided that we weren't meant for each other.
I hear she's been dating Mightyena lately; the guy's a bit of a clown, but hey, if she's happy, I'm happy. =w=~~~~~~
7) This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment
I stole its ancestor for one of my Gen 5 teams and it wants it back...~~~~~~
8) This Pokémon just stole all your cheesecake
O-O... UHH, I'M NOT A SWEETS PERSON ANYWAY. HAVE AT IT, DUDE.
Zekrom'sOneWeakness:Cheesecake.ItAllMakesSenseNow.~~~~~~
9) This Pokémon is what you felt in your bed last night
I was wondering why it smelled so nice... now I understand.~~~~~~
10) This Pokémon punched your mom
Totodile just shot up on my favorites list.~~~~~~
11) This Pokémon would do anything to steal your shoes
...But... he doesn't have any feet. <w>~~~~~~
12) This Pokémon died by your hands
...Oh. Maybe that's why Klang is stalking me. o-o I guess it teamed up with Roggenrola.~~~~~~
13) This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life
...Well, as long as it doesn't ask for any hugs, that's cool with m--QWILFISH, NO--*impale'd*!!~~~~~~
14) This Pokémon is your loving pet
It has the secondary effect of being the best heater in existence. I'll never be cold again! <3
AndHey,We'reTheSameHeight,So
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15) This Pokémon is your Dentist
I mean, I guess it could light up the inside of my mouth to see better, but that still doesn't explain how it gets that far in the first place...~~~~~~
16) This Pokémon is what you dream about every day
Ohhh, Electrike. Your
electrifying personality... your
shocking appearance... the way you re
volt against all who oppose you... if only I could see you in real life, it would make me ec
static!
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17) This is the Pokémon you found in your basement when you moved into your new house
Aww, you poor thing! ;o; It's cold down there, have my heater! </3~~~~~~
Bonus 18) This Pokémon wants a biiiiig hug <3
...*looks up steadily*...well, I'd say no, but I wouldn't want to give it the
cold shoulder...
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Bonus 19) This Pokémon plays video games with you
"I CEN DOO ET! AH'LL UUSE MEH HEAD TO PWAY AND WE'LL HAVE'A GUD TEIM. <3"
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Bonus 20) This Pokémon is better than you in every way
...I am literally worse than two ice cream cones squished together. orz
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Welp, that was fun! :3 I tag Aurathyst~
...I know everyone's confused, because she already did it, buuut I really want to do this together with her if she wants. <3 It looked fun when she did it with Luna-sempai~
And then I tag haoLink because he did it twice and I feel like making him do it again. :3 We can do it together~
